I try to avoid doing a lot of analysis of the Middle East for a very good reason: It is impossible. I actually stopped writing columns about the Israeli/Palestinian kerfuffle when the local Rabbi demanded my presence in his home one day concerning a column I wrote, I was subsequently denounced from the pulpit the next Sunday (NOT by the Rabbi, but by a Parishioner), and I happily debated my friends in the Anti-Defamation League for HOURS, I LOVE to debate, and although the debate was emotional, it was not hostile.
Mind you, the denunciation started with the words, “many of you know Allen, and we all know that Allen is not anti-Semantic, but on this issue he is clearly wrong…” My trust attorney, an Episcopalian, was singing in the choir at the Synagogue that Sunday, (which they always did on High Holy Days) called me and said, “Damn, Hemphill, I can’t even escape you in the Synagogue!”
My sin? I had written: “I love Israel, and I love my children as well but I don’t want to support either of them once they are 20 years old, and Israel is now more than 20 years old. It’s time to wean them from foreign aid.”
The reaction convinced me that a promise I had made myself years earlier not to comment on the Israeli/Palestinian situation I should have extended to the entire Middle East. It is just too hard for a rational person to understand irrationality.
Crazy is just too hard.
You may have heard the old tale about the scorpion who approaches a frog on the banks of the Nile and asks for a ride across, but the frog says, “No way! If you sting me, I’ll die!
“Nonsense,” replies the scorpion. “If I sting you, we will both die.”
The frog thought that was rational, so he relented and across they went, only to have the scorpion sting the frog, and as they both died, the frog croaked, ” You fool. You killed us both,” to which the scorpion answered, “Well, this is the Middle East.”
Exactly. That is a joke the Middle Easterners tell on themselves, but it is certainly representative of the region.
Which brings me to Egypt.
It is certainly true that the US Middle East foreign policy is a goat-(exploitive deleted), but I am not certain that there is a good Democrat or Republican solution — certainly what I have heard from Senators Graham and McCain is not a viable policy. What opportunity we had in Syria has passed by, and a president always looking for an opportunity to do nothing, has his opportunity to do nothing in Egypt as well.
The Al-Queda resurgence in Iraq is right on schedule. Iraq falls further under the Iranian umbrella, joining Syria and only the coup stopped Egypt from joining.
Temporarily.
The entire area is a Laughing Academy with an Annex for Shrieks. The Western mind cannot comprehend it any more than it can understand Detroit. I know that being reluctant to comment on either Detroit or the Middle East will not contribute to solving the problem(s), but then nothing will.
Some things, like volcanoes, must simply be endured because they can neither be understood or fixed.
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